Yeh To Apni Apni Kismat Hai

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De

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22 Feb 2020 18 Comments 5,057

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Snta- Bhai Tere Amrud Me Se Kida Nikla H. Amrudwala- Ji, Apni-2 Kismat H, Kya Pta Agle Amrud Me Se Bike Nikl Aye. Snta- Acha Chal Fir 5 Kilo Pack Krde

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18 Comments

  1. bheem says:

    hps bhai onam kha manaya jata maine aaj he suna ye naam use aap ko bhee happy onam or bhai koi parti bhee kya ager hai to hmara invitasan card kha hai kya hame nhe bulaye ga kya hehehe
    or ha hamare sath admin bhai jan or rashii didi bhee aayege hehe

  2. bheem says:

    thanks wanted bhai hame yaad krne ke leye
    rashii aap ka exan khatam ho gaya kya aap bhut yaad aa rhe hai i miss you

    admin bhai jan aaj kha rhte ho dikte he ne khe koi lotri to nahe nikal aaye bhai thode not hame bhi dedo na hehe

  3. Heartbeat says:

    Difference between problem, kismat and talent

    Two boys love one girl = Problem
    .
    Two girls love one boy = Kismat
    .
    One boy love two girls = Talent

    1. Wanted says:

      hehehe h.b. is jke me to gajab ka talant hai.

      aastha dikhai nhi de rhi aajkl?

      admin, hmmmm!!
      tujhe cmnt krke koi fayda nhi. tu jawab to dene se rha.

      1. Admin says:

        yaar ese na bol… main jawab hamesha deta hun bas aajkal kuch server ki problem ki wajah se busy hun. so pls give me some time :)

  4. Hps says:

    Bheem bhai, “ONAM” Kerala me hindu’s ka badha tyohar hai.aap apna address bata dena me invitation card bhej doöga.aap apne sath jise chaho le aana lekin shivani ji ko jarur lana.

    1. bheem says:

      yaar hps bhai tu jise ke leye bologe mai le aawoga pr yaar tu shivani ke liye mat bol yaar uski or maire uase he nahe banti wo nahe aayege yaar tu tu khe to priya aanti ko le aata hu hehehe

      1. Priya says:

        bheem uncle ji.kya bol rhe ho.m has rhi hu ro nhi rhi..n aunty to dhang se bol lo m to kuch or smjh gyi thi.pata m v panga pa dena c ithe

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