Bachpan Ki Yaadein

ajnabi akela says:

santa ka dimaag to sahi chal rahaa hai par lagta hai banta singh ko bhi apne dimag ko kuchh aur jyada tez karne ki jaroorat hai,nahi to jaise santa ne aaj use pappu banaayaa hai aise hi banaataa rahega,kal ko kahega ki usne to aurat ke istan khoob choose aur piye hai,banta kahega chal hat jhoothe kahi ke,abhi to teri shadi bhi nahi huyi aur teri koi gf bhi nahi rahi kabhi to santa kya javaab dega,yahi ki are mai to apne bachpan ki baat kar rahaa hoo,ha ha ha,hazam nahi huaa naa,haajmola sir,

isi baat pe ek baat aur yaad aati hai,ek sanyaasi bachpan me hi jangal chalaa gayaa tha,use duniyadaari ki koi khabar na thi,ek din wo gaav me bheekh maangane aayaa to ek ghar gayaa to ek ladki use aataa dene aayi to uske istan dekh ke wo sanyaasi bola ki -ye kya hai,to ladki ko gussa aayaa,boli ki-chupchaap nikal lo,to wo bola ki-are gussa mat kariye,aapke hai par mere nahi hai,aur aapke kyo hai,to ladki boli ki-pataa nahi,to sanyaasi bola ki mai fir aaunga mujhe pataa karke bataa dena,ladki bhi soch me pad gayi,usne apni maa se poochha to uski maa boli ki-ye prakati ki den hai,jab tumhaare bachcha hoga to ye uske khaane ka paatra hai,sanyaasi aayaa to ladki ne use yahi javaab diya,to sanyaasi bola ki-jab prakati ne uske khaane ke liye bhi intzaam kar rakha hai jo is duniya me nahi aayaa hai to mai kyo bheekh maang maang ke apna pet bharu,usne mere liye bhi kuchh na kuchh socha hoga,aur us din se wo fir kabhi bheekh maangne nahi aayaa,ha ha ha,aane kya huaa baad me,bas yahi kahunga ki isase kuchh seekh le,har cheez ka sahi matlab hi dekhe

November 7, 2011 at 8:31 PM

8 Comments

Aastha says:

Hehehe…Healthy joke…:-) Nice atlst..!


November 7, 2011 at 6:13 PM
1. Admin says:
  
  mere se b bat kara kar na pataka Ji
  
  
  November 7, 2011 at 6:15 PM
  1. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:
    
    pataka ji matlub????? hmm
    
    November 8, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Hps says:

Nice


November 7, 2011 at 6:35 PM
Priya says:

hmm….haha


November 7, 2011 at 7:32 PM
ajnabi akela says:

santa ka dimaag to sahi chal rahaa hai par lagta hai banta singh ko bhi apne dimag ko kuchh aur jyada tez karne ki jaroorat hai,nahi to jaise santa ne aaj use pappu banaayaa hai aise hi banaataa rahega,kal ko kahega ki usne to aurat ke istan khoob choose aur piye hai,banta kahega chal hat jhoothe kahi ke,abhi to teri shadi bhi nahi huyi aur teri koi gf bhi nahi rahi kabhi to santa kya javaab dega,yahi ki are mai to apne bachpan ki baat kar rahaa hoo,ha ha ha,hazam nahi huaa naa,haajmola sir,

isi baat pe ek baat aur yaad aati hai,ek sanyaasi bachpan me hi jangal chalaa gayaa tha,use duniyadaari ki koi khabar na thi,ek din wo gaav me bheekh maangane aayaa to ek ghar gayaa to ek ladki use aataa dene aayi to uske istan dekh ke wo sanyaasi bola ki -ye kya hai,to ladki ko gussa aayaa,boli ki-chupchaap nikal lo,to wo bola ki-are gussa mat kariye,aapke hai par mere nahi hai,aur aapke kyo hai,to ladki boli ki-pataa nahi,to sanyaasi bola ki mai fir aaunga mujhe pataa karke bataa dena,ladki bhi soch me pad gayi,usne apni maa se poochha to uski maa boli ki-ye prakati ki den hai,jab tumhaare bachcha hoga to ye uske khaane ka paatra hai,sanyaasi aayaa to ladki ne use yahi javaab diya,to sanyaasi bola ki-jab prakati ne uske khaane ke liye bhi intzaam kar rakha hai jo is duniya me nahi aayaa hai to mai kyo bheekh maang maang ke apna pet bharu,usne mere liye bhi kuchh na kuchh socha hoga,aur us din se wo fir kabhi bheekh maangne nahi aayaa,ha ha ha,aane kya huaa baad me,bas yahi kahunga ki isase kuchh seekh le,har cheez ka sahi matlab hi dekhe


November 7, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Rashii says:

Hehehe


November 7, 2011 at 8:33 PM
1. Vijay says:
  
  waise santa mast insaan hai
  
  
  May 9, 2012 at 11:14 AM