Santa Ne Banta Ko Loot Hi Liya

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
01 Jan 2021 17 Comments 5,467

SMS Version

Santa- Tu Mujhe 3ooo Rs Dede 2 Mahine K Bad Me Tuje Lota Dunga. 2 Mahine K Bad Banta- Chal Apna Vada Pura Kar. Santa- Ye Le Pakad Lota

Share If You Like

Get Jokes In Email Daily

17 Comments

  1. Aastha says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahaha……………….. hahaha haha
    hahahaha hmhhaahahahahaha….Agr banta
    k jgh Admin ji hote toh gusse se santa ka kya
    haal kr dete….hahahaha….super smily joke…!:):):):):) ***EID MUBARAQ***
    *ADMIN* ji….!

    1. Admin says:

      yaar ese na hasa kar.. mere ko dar lagta hai.. main aage se joke nahi likhunga..
      bcoz nahi chahta ki koi Pataka Kudi has has ke pagal ho jaye

      1. Aastha says:

        Ooooiiiiioooo Adminnnnn ji kon pagal..haaan..
        ! hm ase hi aapke hr joke pr nhi haste yaar..
        ye joke toh hmre hasi k lye worthable h ..so
        itna has di..aapko mri khushi dkhi nhi jaati h kya
        ki aap joke likhna stop krnge..hmm aap ase
        krnge toh m aapke ghr aake aquarium m doob
        k suicide krlungi haan..carefull…hehe..! wse mj
        jse ordinary user k lye apna buissiness loss
        krne jse idiot nhi h aap itna common sense h mje..hehe..hmm fr ur kind info mne aapki wsh kiya h..thoda thank u wank
        u khna sikhiye..huhh..! k hve nice time ahead
        *ADMIN* ji…:)

      2. Aastha says:

        Hehehe…k Admin ji aap itna plsss keh rhe h toh
        kyn suicide ..;) hmmmm…ur thanku wz swt anywyzzzz hehe…!:)

  2. Priya says:

    nice joke…santa ji ne ek dum right kia…
    ***EID SPECIAL MSG****
    yaha b hoga
    waha b hoga
    aj to sare jahan me ho hoga
    kya
    kya
    kya
    kya
    GAJAR KA HALWA.
    Halwa..halwa.
    Eid mubarak
    @wish all a very hpy n peaceful EID mubark to all muslim brothers n sister around d world.
    May this year’s eid give u,all d happiness nd joy of this world and hope that the blessing,
    of the Al-Mighty be wid u all the time,
    ameen.
    *EID MUBARIK AGAIN*

  3. Preeto says:

    @SANTA ji tussi kisi de v chahne wale bano i hv no problem..kyu ki tuhadia hrkata kr k m tan tuhanu chad chuki aa,hun jithe jana jo krna kr lo m kuch ni kahungi….

  4. bheem says:

    admin bhai jan 100% sach bath h ki aap or shivani kapoor ek he h maine ek bath notic ki h jis din iss site par joke nhe aate tab wha par shayri nhe aate or to or wha aap he cmant kar te h mr right admin bhai mai ek jasus hu hehehaha pol khol di hehehaha ab pol khul gaye ab to bta de hehehe

    1. Admin says:

      bachha tumne jo b socha right socha.. but remember one thing… shivani ka kam hai sirf shers bana ke dalne ka par publish mein hi karta hun .. aur mene esa hi drama karna hota to amst joke pe b usi ko bitha deta na

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.