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Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?
Four Guys, From Harvard, Yale, MIT And Santa Singh From Punjab University Were To Be Interviewed For A Prestigious Job.
One Common Question Was Asked To All Of Them.
Interviewer: “Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”
Yale Guy: “Its Light, Nothing Can Travel Faster Than Light”
Harvard Guy: “It’s The Thought, Because Thought Is So Fast It Comes Instantly In Your Mind.”
MIT Guy: “Its Blink, You Can Blink And Its Hard To Realize You Blinked.”
Santa Singh: “Its Loose Motion.”
Interviewer Shocked To Hear Santa’s Reply, Asked: “Why?”
Santa Singh: “Last Night After Dinner, I Was Laying In My Bed And I Got The Worst Stomach Cramps, And Before I Could Think, Blink Or Turn On The Lights, It Was Over“
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10 May 2022
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